I worked on a live dive boat in the early '70s. We were walking divers behind a jet barge. The cook complained to the captain about the divers walking through the galley from the shower wrapped in a towel. The captain had a meeting with the divers about the shirt policy in the galley. The next day, I heard the cook screeching and going into a apoplexy. There was a diver walking through the galley sporting only a teeshirt. Another life form?? You be the judge…
Reading this!
[QUOTE=“c.captain;104000”]One thing that job did teach me tho was to hate fucking ordinary people[/QUOTE]
So what type of people do you enjoy fucking?
You know, I was going to add my 6 months with Belcher on the PORT EVERGLADES, or my time on the SEA SKIMMER (and that is repleat with a nasty shit shower), but no, once someone brought Divers into the equation. . . . I am just glad that I never had to sail on a sat boat. I have spent my fair share around divers while working with ABS (lots of UWILDS on rigs), and still do for my current employ (subsea repairs, spent a few weeks last year on a 4 point sat boat - lovely), and occasionally have to share a bunk room with them. . . . .oh, the memories that I thought I blocked. . . . .
[QUOTE=Capt. Phoenix;104109]So what type of people do you enjoy fucking?[/QUOTE]
Well, I prefer to say that “the pointy stick” remains a force for the stoopid, arrogant, obtuse, pathetic and lame to recon with but allow me to rephrase my first and
make it “ordinary fucking people…I hate em”
And one more thread goes way off thanks to c.captain!
[QUOTE=Tugs;104027]This is a True Story and I still wonder who was more crazy that night. The Mate for Shooting or the Captain for assuming the Mate would Miss![/QUOTE]
Tugs, I read your post about 15 mins ago, I’m still laughing. GREAT story, doubtful it will be topped.
What is especially funny is all of us can relate to it in some fashion.
.[QUOTE=cmakin;104111]oh, the memories that I thought I blocked. . . . .[/QUOTE]
Why block’em, one fine day you will be sitting on your back porch, sipping your Makers and laughing at it all.
Well, perhaps the bunk room can be regulated to cellar. Ouu, THAT SMELL ~
[QUOTE=Tugs;104126]And one more thread goes way off thanks to c.captain![/QUOTE]
It’s a lame thread which can’t be driven off it’s tracks a few times. 
[QUOTE=Tugs;104126]And one more thread goes way off thanks to c.captain![/QUOTE]
The Annoying Orange says “NYAH…NUTS to YOU!”
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[QUOTE=Capt. Phoenix;104109]So what type of people do you enjoy fucking?[/QUOTE]
I was waiting for the reply of c.captain has graduated from doing ordinary people and is now doing Lucy lawless and Sarah Palin.
Maybe that is just his dream?
[QUOTE=ChiefRob;104148]I was waiting for the reply of c.captain has graduated from doing ordinary people and is now doing Lucy lawless and Sarah Palin.
Maybe that is just his dream?[/QUOTE]
So how did that Pit Bull Hockey MILF enter the pantheon of my sexual fantasies? Not that I wouldn’t do her and make her bark like a dog for me but my one and only true LUST has been for my Warrior Princess with the hammered breast plates.
For Xena, I’d be more that happy to be the one to do the barking (and a few other unmentionable acts as well)!
[QUOTE=“NYBoatman;104009”]
Was this work with the dragon lady?[/QUOTE]
I was wondering the same thing.
[QUOTE=c.captain;104156]So how did that Pit Bull Hockey MILF enter the pantheon of my sexual fantasies? Not that I wouldn’t do her and make her bark like a dog for me but my one and only true LUST has been for my Warrior Princess with the hammered breast plates.
For Xena, I’d be more that happy to be the one to do the barking (and a few other unmentionable acts as well)![/QUOTE]
Jetryder223 approves
Grinding fiberglass… Want to say there is worse? We’re looking for workers. Damn, i’m itchey.
[QUOTE=tillettso;104274]I was wondering the same thing.[/QUOTE]
Yep, It was the Dragon Lady in N.Y.
One time when we were given our Pay Checks they said NOT to cash them for a couple of Days. Well, One of the Chief’s decided to run right up the street and cash his. So, the next day we are in the office and out comes Evelyn’s Daughter yelling at everyone. So, the Chief looks at her and says "You are a F##kING (insert a word beginning with C and Ending in unt) just like your Mother. Well, unfortunately he did not know that Evelyn had walked in and was standing behind him.
I almost shit when she looked him right in the eye and said “No One is as Big a (insert a word beginning with C and Ending in unt) as I am but thanks for complimenting my Daughter”.
There are a lot of other stories that I know about working there as My Old Man was Marine Superintendent for a Tank Barge Company and was Friends with the Franks and those that ran Standard Tank in Bayonne N.J. As I am not sure if the Statute of Limitations has expired or not so some of these stories will never be put in writing.
I will say one thing though, If you worked for Evelyn and came back when she called plus did not bitch about every little thing, you could make very good money. I saw her do somethings for her Employees that No Other Company that I have ever work for ever did. Basically, if you treated her right she treated you right.
[QUOTE=“Tugs;104746”]
Yep, It was the Dragon Lady in N.Y.
One time when we were given our Pay Checks they said NOT to cash them for a couple of Days. Well, One of the Chief’s decided to run right up the street and cash his. So, the next day we are in the office and out comes Evelyn’s Daughter yelling at everyone. So, the Chief looks at her and says "You are a F##kING (insert a word beginning with C and Ending in unt) just like your Mother. Well, unfortunately he did not know that Evelyn had walked in and was standing behind him. I almost shit when she looked him right in the eye and said “No One is as Big a (insert a word beginning with C and Ending in unt) as I am but thanks for complimenting my Daughter”.
There are a lot of other stories that I know about working there as My Old Man was Marine Superintendent for a Tank Barge Company and was Friends with the Franks and those that ran Standard Tank in Bayonne N.J. As I am not sure if the Statute of Limitations has expired or not so some of these stories will never be put in writing.
I will say one thing though, If you worked for Evelyn and came back when she called plus did not bitch about every little thing, you could make very good money. I saw her do somethings for her Employees that No Other Company that I have ever work for ever did. Basically, if you treated her right she treated you right.[/QUOTE]
Yea. My grandfather told me some wild stories of when he worked for her. The things they got away with are astounding.