I’m really hoping this is an April Fools joke but wanted to make sure because our pilot commissioner is so fired up that he wrote a 3 page letter filled with adjectives he plans on “personally delivering to every swinging dick in Washington” and I think that would be hilarious!
http://gcaptain.com/us-announces-selective-availability-gps-devices/
You are correct, it was posted on April Fools 
Good! I’m going to offer to drive him to Washington myself. This should be fun!
Did you read the whole article? It got very obviously fake in the last half.
In a series of tweets today President Trump wrote:
“This SA Plan is brilliant! It will pay for the entire Mexico Wall AND will allow us to start work on my next BIG project… a Canada Wall!”