Shaving with rusted blades

So I knicked myself shaving with a straight blade that was rusty. How do I stop the bleeding? The company wants us all to look like girls. Not sure what to do.

Why stop the bleeding? Go in deeper and finish the job so they know you are not a girl. That’ll show them.

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Maybe they want the “looks” to match the attitude.

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Is this for the same company that doesn’t allow visible tattoos?

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I was singing the lumberjack song while this happened.

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Superglue.

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What it was developed for :slight_smile:

Cheers,

Earl

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First mistake was shaving “down-there”. . . :open_mouth: :rofl:

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I say just go slash your throat with the end of a broken aftershave bottle and be done with it once and for all…it is the only way to escape the misery of maritime career

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Get a tetanus shot after you glue yourself closed.
Wear lipstick to complete the girl look so the company remains happy.

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Get a strop to hone that blade.

kp chiefs reply hard to improve on. the glue and other modern fixes don’t seem to work unless you get stuff on that hardens fast before the red stuff gets out and stops the adhesion.

Tell them you have pseudofolliculitis barbae. If they can’t make you get a vaccine then they can’t make you shave with pseudofolliculitis barbae. Or spend about $4 U.S. and get a pack of Bic’s that’ll last you a year.

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Dermabond if you’re a wimp. It’s superglue formulated for human skin.

Or if you’re political color prefers using medicines for livestock there’s Vetbond Tissue Adhesive. It’s for animals but is cheap and works fine.

A chuckle is warranted over a few of these posts.