in honor of Dexter, one of my wife’s best friends in NYC:
10000 ton auxillary sail (square rigged, 4 masts) passenger ship cruising in Carribbean or Eastern Mediterranean. pink hull. ship is “dressed” with fuzzy white dangly lace. ships horn that plays “YMCA” or any song off of 1984’s WHAM “Make It Big!”. rainbow flags. shirtless buff 20 year old male crew (oiled, of course). killer french food. tons of hot women on board who all agree they feel “safe”.
hmmm… maybe thats just too gay?