Real post from Craigslist:
I found your anchor friday night - (it was on the back of my car.) I’m sure its been a huge inconvience for you to be missing it. Hopefully you remember, pulling your boat/barge/ship (or whatever the f it goes to) through the empty parking lot of my work on your way home from the bars friday night. You probably didn’t have it connected right because it fell onto the hatch of my car. Please contact me, I would love to return it to you.
Location: NW Portland
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