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cappy208
“A Forum of Real Sailors”

Got me to thinking. Who the heck goes on a website named ‘GCaptain’ anyway? Used car salesmen? Lawyers ?(all due respect Captain Cavo) [B]truckdrivers?[/B]

Ahem! Has somebody forgotten about our very most highly esteemed OICUR12…hmmmm?

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Hence the mention of “truck drivers”…

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Quite nicely I might add! Oicur who?! oh, I cure lots of things. But you can’t fix stupid.

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It’s like some of the academy guys when they first come out of school. They read a few books and they know everything. Just ask them.

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Wow, someone trolling/joking couldn’t have come up with stuff better than either of these two paragraphs. The two combined are comedy genius! (You are joking, right?)

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I’m wondering when the bevy of ‘experienced sailors’ will show up to make their point…

And exactly what point would it be?

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Pointy stick?

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[QUOTE=c.captain;74112]Ahem! Has somebody forgotten about our very most highly esteemed OICUR12…hmmmm?[/QUOTE]

[B]Oh, let’s not forget [I]manoverboard…:cool:[/I][/B]

[I]I’ll probably get kicked off for that…[/I]

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My oh my…such a refreshing and colorful day we’ve had today. Why I am just in a tizzie over all the fun we’ve had. I just wonder what highjinks are in store for us here tomorrow?

see y’all in the funny papers…

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I think I found my long lost relative: Bearing. He never was quite NRML though. Maybe he will drop a couple shots over at the ole yacht club bar later when we get there.

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My oh my…such a refreshing and colorful day we’ve had today. Why I am just in a tizzie over all the fun we’ve had. I just wonder what highjinks are in store for us here tomorrow?

See all you blokes in the funny papers…

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If there were ever a time and place for the Mk.2 pointy stick to ever have its setting switched from stun to immolate it would be now!!!

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I hope this link works. I found it on the “Real” Forum that the Commodore mentioned.

Enjoy, :stuck_out_tongue:

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[QUOTE=Tugs;74139]I hope this link works. I found it on the “Real” Forum that the Commodore mentioned.

/QUOTE]

I looked at the forum too. Some good stuff but [I]a lot [/I]of dangerous information too. Maybe we should lend them our expertise. I would pay money to read c.captain’s reply to this post on how to avoid “that suction thing you get when a overtaking a lorry”. http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/f90/ships-slowing-down-53870.html#post607403

Or how about this one!!

http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/f112/unlimited-engineer-looking-for-some-answers-15585.html#post178885 :wink:

(can we ask them to remove all links to gCaptain before any more [I]commodores[/I] filter in?)

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[QUOTE=Tugs;74139]I hope this link works. I found it on the “Real” Forum that the Commodore mentioned.

Enjoy, :stuck_out_tongue:

http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/f30/young-gay-boy-looking-for-adventure-81050.html[/QUOTE]

OMG. I clicked the link and this was the very first thread that showed up:

29-04-2012, 21:54 #1
jjf3rd77
Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 2

Young Gay Boy looking for adventure!

Hello everyone, I am looking for adventure on the open seas. I am available to work this summer as long as you are able to get to NY or NJ. I can get to the city pretty easily from my house or most portions of the Jersey Shore! I would mostly love to learn more about the electronics of the boats and I love love love yachts!

If you are serious and are based near my area, please do not hesitate to contact me. I would be A+ if you are gay or bisexual, because i look great in a speedo with a tiny little but that you would love!

I can go anywhere in the world. For up to three months!

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WOW, laughing my ass off. But seriously the ADMIRAL has a point to bad it’s under his stupid flag officer hat. The video was great some folks would rather die than lose a stupid race. I always refer to the rule of gross tonnage , it’s the best one not in the book.

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You have to admit though, the entertainment factor of GCaptain woud skyrocket if our employment section had members posting qualifications like this guys.

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Flaggie, mr. lawyer however it go, I think I would of NOT HAVE said anything if I was you, how the guys gonna look at u in the office in the am, ( he lost a case to a group sailors )

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Holy shit, checked out the forum nathaniel bowditch started… Cruiserfourms… What a joke! It’s like gcaptain but riddled with dumb questions and less blood, but way more rainbows and flowers. I read one post and the guy had over 5 smiley faces in it… Commodore admiral flag man squadron pilot, go back to maritime never never land. You are the next tmacadet1.

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Wow… That CANT be real can it!!! Its funny because everyone is all welcoming him to the forum all serious like! LOLOL!!!