It is a sad chapter of our culture, when writers and actors have been replaced by attention-seeking people after their fifteen minutes of fame. Reality? Not a chance. The entire season has already been scripted, and now they want some of us to lend authenticity to their project. No thank you sir. Now if you don’t mind, I will return to my exciting time off, and finish reading my book… while riding a surf board… in shark infested waters… while drinking a Corona… from a broken bottle. Cowabunga.