Can not accept Your “I am sorry” as You have nothing to be sorry about as I am neither offended nor irritated but rather amused a little. That is all.
There is no case as well, as You have communicated an important issue in my subjective opinion and we both basically agree on that, but have applied different units for it’s measurement. You have used tulips and I have used sausages .
As far as I am concerned there is no drama in that. May be others will pick up your clue and elaborate, so all will learn sth in the process.
Therefore be so kind and cheer up and do not sound so gloomy. Cheers and have a wonderful rest of the day.