Pseudoplastic lube oil?

So I asked someone who’s opinions I respect a lot. He was interested in the idea, but he pointed out the obvious thing that I was missing: LO sometimes needs dilatant qualities and other times needs psuedoplastic properties. It needs to be dilatent when it is feeling shocks, for example when the combustion starts then all of the running gear below that piston feels a sudden down force… so that cornstarch slurry quality would be nice. So maybe newtonian fluids are the best that we can do. Or maybe someone can make a LO that follows the green line?
newtonian_2_phase

What shall we call that? Biphasic Semi-Newtonian? I mean, after all, as the man says, “This is a distinct advance on the standard nivelsheave in that no drammock oil is required after the phase detractors have remissed.” Amiright, Cookie? (@CookingatSea)