These stories keep coming out about people who have apparently bullshitted for so long about being “special ops” that they actually get security clearances, contracts, and money for it. How does this happen? We can barely get a TWIC card or MMC to work, but apparently if I work out really hard, get super buff, start blogging about “special ops”, calling in to Fox News, pretty soon I could drive over to the Pentagon and they’ll give me the keys to the place and fly me to Afghanistan for “clandestine ops”…apparently all on a handshake deal? What a topsy turvy world. Unless its all super secret spy stuff like that show Burn Notice and this is how they “Burn” operatives.