If you’re gonna go to any maritime, especially maine, dump your girlfriend before your senior year of highshcool. Develop a network of girls you are friends with and hang out with then. That way you have say 5 girls you can go see for a weekend at their “normal” school, diversifying your portfolio of places to get laid…even if they don’t want it, they will have “loose” friends. If you do it right, eventually some will beg to bring their fat friends up to Castine for some attention…that will make you very popular when a carload of ladies show up adjusting the ratio significantly.
It was always great to show up at some normal school with a maritime friend or two to chase hogs and drink circles around the tough-guys there.