# What the %#@\*(&$ is with all the damm paperwork? **URL:** \ **Category:** Scuttlebutt\ **Created:** [October 9, 2012, 10:29pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/what-the-is-with-all-the-damm-paperwork/8667 "2012-10-09T22:29:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Capt.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@Capt.D](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/Capt.D)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/what-the-is-with-all-the-damm-paperwork/8667/41 "2013-03-23T16:01:46Z")
He used his "alternative cutting device " I’m sure!!! ---
**Author:** ![PR-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@PR-9](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/PR-9)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/what-the-is-with-all-the-damm-paperwork/8667/42 "2013-03-23T16:07:27Z")
[QUOTE=“rigdvr;103524”]Had a hand cut his hand opening a new pair of SAFETY GLOVES! They were connected via zip tie. Made for one of the best incident reports ever.[/QUOTE] I am sure it did!! What did the company say? ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/capt_phoenix/32/281_2.png) [@Capt\_Phoenix](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/Capt_Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/what-the-is-with-all-the-damm-paperwork/8667/43 "2013-03-24T04:53:32Z")
[QUOTE=“Sweat-n-Grease;103320”] Perhaps in a total black-out, and all you have is a flash light, these stickers will reflect your light and say I’m here. ~ just a thought[/QUOTE] A lot of those stickers glow in the dark too… ---
**Author:** ![rigdvr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@rigdvr](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/rigdvr)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 6:12am UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/what-the-is-with-all-the-damm-paperwork/8667/44 "2013-03-24T06:12:46Z")
> [@"PR-9"](#): > > I am sure it did!! What did the company say? They didn’t say much. He tried to pop the zip tie by hand and it cut him fairly good. ---
**Author:** ![Ea\_y\_Money](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@Ea\_y\_Money](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/Ea_y_Money)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/what-the-is-with-all-the-damm-paperwork/8667/45 "2013-03-25T21:33:59Z")
[QUOTE=Rebel\_Rider1969;85119]I just about can’t go on deck without filling out some damn form or another? I mean a JSA to effing chip paint ?? Come on?[/QUOTE] You know that you have to much paperwork when you don’t have time pencil whip it all. ---
**Author:** ![john](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/john/32/5_2.png) [@john](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/john)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/what-the-is-with-all-the-damm-paperwork/8667/46 "2013-03-26T00:59:12Z")
> [@"Tugs"](#): > > I had a good friend that worked in the office at my company. So, one day I called to talk to him and my Port Engineer said that he had gone home. When I asked why he said he hurt his back. So, I asked how the hell did he hurt himself, after the PE stopped laughing he said that be Buddy had tripped over a new rug. The kicker is that this rug said “SAFETY IS UP TO YOU”! You just can not make shit like this up! I know a certain company you all know and love that sent an HS&E guy from Houston out to a rig to film a video on hand safety. The idiot decided he wanted to film a hand getting too close to a table saw blade… Well he succeeded in his mission… He also succeeded in returning to shore missing a couple of fingers. (The sad thing is that this gruesome accident was all caught on tape but the company didn’t include it in the final video… Talk about a missed training opportunity!) [Previous page](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/what-the-is-with-all-the-damm-paperwork/8667.md?page=2)