This explains a lot

Scientists at Stanford University released a study today showing that men who regularly eat grits are 70 percent more likely to have gay children.

Hoo boy…you better duck. Jeaux Bawss and his grit-eating underlings are gonna hunt you down like a possum.

He lives in prime grit country so he must be surrounded.

My Cousin Vinny got it right:

Not that there’s anything wrong with that