# Let's keelhaul c.captain! (or not) **URL:** \ **Category:** gCaptain\ **Created:** [July 19, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965 "2012-07-19T14:22:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cmjeff](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/cmjeff/32/124_2.png) [@cmjeff](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/cmjeff)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/1 "2012-07-19T14:22:18Z")
More for my personal entertainment than anything else I pose the questions [B][I]Should c.captain be banned?[/I][/B] I think most of your know the pro’s and con’s but here are the two major ones. Pro: He’s got lots of experience and has been [RIGHT]Thanked 372 Times in 246 Posts [/RIGHT]Con: His posts often include photos of farm animals and remarks to new members that would get him run off any respectable ship. Let’s here [B][I]your[/I][/B] opinion! :cool: ---
**Author:** ![rshrew](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/rshrew/32/107_2.png) [@rshrew](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/rshrew)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/2 "2012-07-19T14:30:35Z")
Didn’t know that g.capt was a private club who cares, it doesn’t ruin my day. ---
**Author:** ![godspd44](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@godspd44](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/godspd44)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/3 "2012-07-19T15:48:53Z")
No way!!! I get a chuckle out of his comments!! ---
**Author:** ![c.captain](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/c.captain/32/807_2.png) [@c.captain](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/c.captain)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/4 "2012-07-19T17:02:53Z")
There are countless ways I could jump in here at this moment with all sorts of replies from the each end of the spectrum but frankly my dear… I really just don’t give a shit. ![](http://farm1.staticflickr.com/34/69780350_01f9825c0e.jpg) btw, how do they do that little trick with their tails anyway? Must be with levers, springs and wires I quess? ---
**Author:** ![hawsepipe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@hawsepipe](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/hawsepipe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 5:31pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/5 "2012-07-19T17:31:37Z")
Long live the wielder of the pointy stick ---
**Author:** ![Fraqrat](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/fraqrat/32/1961_2.png) [@Fraqrat](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/Fraqrat)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/6 "2012-07-19T17:37:12Z")
I fart in your general direction!!! ---
**Author:** ![Tugs](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/tugs/32/158_2.png) [@Tugs](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/Tugs)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/7 "2012-07-19T20:19:40Z")
I have enjoyed reading most of c.captain’s posts but I do think at times he is a little over the top. I have seen this happen time and time again. All it takes is a Newb and or someone that disagrees with him. As for banning him I would say no but he could calm it down a little. ---
**Author:** ![c.captain](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/c.captain/32/807_2.png) [@c.captain](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/c.captain)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 10:04pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/8 "2012-07-19T22:04:03Z")
[QUOTE=Tugs;75257]I have enjoyed reading most of c.captain’s posts but I do think at times he is a little over the top. I have seen this happen time and time again. All it takes is a Newb and or someone that disagrees with him. As for banning him I would say no but he could calm it down a little.[/QUOTE] You obviously [didn’t get the memo](http://gcaptain.com/forum/maritime-training-licensing/9220-seatime-atbs-unlimited-time.html#post75117) > btw, I hope everybody is able to take note of the restraint I am able to muster now? Those court ordered anger management electroshock treatments seem to be working…plus I can run a blender without even plugging it in! btw…isn’t the term “Newb” just perfect? I mean, how can four little letters sum up more thoroughly the ignorance of someone? ---
**Author:** ![c.captain](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/c.captain/32/807_2.png) [@c.captain](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/c.captain)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/9 "2012-07-19T22:18:27Z")
[QUOTE=hawsepipe;75246]Long live the wielder of the pointy stick[/QUOTE] Hear, hear and harumph! Yes indeed! You’re a damned good man! Salt of the earth! A bulwark made of stout oak you are! ![](http://www.historic-uk.com/assets/Images/whoisjohnbull.jpg?1317746320) btw, PM me the address where to want the check mailed. ---
**Author:** ![c.captain](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/c.captain/32/807_2.png) [@c.captain](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/c.captain)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 10:37pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/10 "2012-07-19T22:37:34Z")
[QUOTE=Fraqrat;75247]I fart in your general direction!!![/QUOTE] and I… …am trying to find a fitting quote from Early Cuyler to pay back the compliment but they are all just too filthy even for gCaptain… will you accept these lovely flowers instead as a token on my gratitude? ![](http://www.annebrueningoriginals.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ugly-wilted-flowers-300x298.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![godspd44](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@godspd44](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/godspd44)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 12:22am UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/11 "2012-07-20T00:22:46Z")
Rotting flowers… CLASSIC!!! ---
**Author:** ![godspd44](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@godspd44](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/godspd44)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 12:25am UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/12 "2012-07-20T00:25:32Z")
I don’t care what anybody says… That’s FUNNY!!!😭😭😭 ---
**Author:** ![godspd44](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@godspd44](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/godspd44)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 12:26am UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/13 "2012-07-20T00:26:51Z")
Oops… I reckon my emoticons don’t work on here ---
**Author:** ![c.captain](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/c.captain/32/807_2.png) [@c.captain](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/c.captain)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 8:17am UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/14 "2012-07-20T08:17:45Z")
> [@godspd44;75274](#): > > Rotting flowers… CLASSIC!!! Actually, Fraqrat is a good egg and deserves a better gift…I feel bad now for sending those. I hope he’ll let me take him to do some heavy drinking at a nasty dive bar somewhere where we can share a bottle or three of brown party liquors. ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/gcaptain_maritime_forum/original/3X/6/d/6d1065ca5e0180f53b28f76aa783eeb39b9b0465.jpeg) > Earlie Cuyler: What did I tell you about drinking underneath the age, huh? > Rusty: You said if I could afford to bring back enough for you then you don’t care what I do. And it’s my body and I can kill it however I want to. And America’s about freedom. ---
**Author:** ![Fraqrat](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/fraqrat/32/1961_2.png) [@Fraqrat](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/Fraqrat)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 8:43am UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/15 "2012-07-20T08:43:46Z")
Early Cuyler: son there was every chance in the world I was drunk when I said that it’s your welfare I care about…you know that money check we get every month…has it come yet? ---
**Author:** ![KPEngineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4491bb/32.png) [@KPEngineer](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/KPEngineer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 10:45am UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/16 "2012-07-20T10:45:28Z")
He would only wear his keel hauling as a badge of honor. Let him post to his hearts content. He is entertaining at times and the rest I can ignore. I certainly am big enough to not have my feelings hurt by him nor do I take any of it personally even though my alma mater is his favorite target. Maybe a collection can be taken to make sure he gets his prescription filled every month though 😉 ---
**Author:** ![c.captain](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/c.captain/32/807_2.png) [@c.captain](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/c.captain)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 11:23am UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/17 "2012-07-20T11:23:43Z")
[QUOTE=KPEngineer;75312]He would only wear his keel hauling as a badge of honor. Let him post to his hearts content. He is entertaining at times and the rest I can ignore. I certainly am big enough to not have my feelings hurt by him nor do I take any of it personally even though my alma mater is his favorite target. Maybe a collection can be taken to make sure he gets his prescription filled every month though ;)[/QUOTE] I appreciate your offer to help with the cost of my meds, but can we extend that offer to cover the scotch as well? I am really most mellow and complacent when I am close to comatose. Hard to be biting and sarcastic when simple focusing is difficult but people have complained about the snoring tho. On another note…I do not want to be keelhauled at all which was [NOT a form of punishment used in Nelson’s Navy](http://www.nelsonsnavy.co.uk/broadside8.html)!. Been already “flogged through the fleet” though and it hurt. Got a bad booboo on my tender bottom. The worse punishment I have ever had inflicted on me was to be forced to attend a US Power Squardron “Change of Watch” dinner…NO MARITIME MAN SHOULD EVER HAVE TO FACE SUCH RETRIBUTIONS FOR PRIOR SINS (NO MATTER HOW EGREGIOUS) IN THEIR LIFE! THEY DID SKITS AND DANCED TO ACCORDION MUSIC! OH GOD…THE HORROR! ![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-oH0z2Y_kdt4/TctH4miNWEI/AAAAAAAAAeU/YUNLlXOMfSk/s720/DSCN8775.jpg) ![](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-4gQqtD7PFDk/TZSlrmFeXMI/AAAAAAAACFw/FHp9qYmJ10g/s512/CoW%25202007060.JPG) ![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-hrdzqKOrcO8/TZSloeUNyZI/AAAAAAAAC_c/_QeIVygvx7M/s720/CoW%25202007051.JPG) Then they made me stand up to be recognized but I thought what the hell, I might impress a babe…This was the hideous result! I had to lay down smoke to escape with my virginity intact! ![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-40Jqj59KdLo/TctH1JRv6VI/AAAAAAAAAdc/QziIWPb1qwg/s720/DSCN8760.jpg) ![](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-opPLGQaZcLQ/TZSlYbtD-DI/AAAAAAAAGhI/l6Kf9aefTds/s720/CoW%25202007009.JPG) (actually the one in the middle of this last shot was pretty hot for being 70 which they say is the new 50! Of course, why does the new 50 feel like the old 70?) Do you people have any idea how much intense psychotherapy costs? Anyway, the injury lawsuit against the USPS is working its way through the courts. I expect to get millions! How can any jury let them off with such evidence! The trouble is that no award however sizable will ever erase those images. OH, THE HUMANITY! . ---
**Author:** ![Mikey](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/mikey/32/14_2.png) [@Mikey](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/Mikey)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 12:11pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/18 "2012-07-20T12:11:51Z")
I’ve been forced to consider this a number of times as c.captain I’m sure will attest to. Just never had the heart (or balls) to go through with it. I’ll just have to send him another nasty message the next time I get one I guess. ---
**Author:** ![c.captain](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/c.captain/32/807_2.png) [@c.captain](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/c.captain)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 12:19pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/19 "2012-07-20T12:19:24Z")
[QUOTE=Mikey;75315]I’ve been forced to consider this a number of times as c.captain I’m sure will attest to. Just never had the heart (or balls) to go through with it. I’ll just have to send him another nasty message the next time I get one I guess.[/QUOTE] I certainly know that the USMMA Alumni Association has put out contract on me with the Great Neck Mafia. Now I can never sleep in the same place two nights in a row and need to check my car for explosives before I can drive it. ---
**Author:** ![Fraqrat](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/fraqrat/32/1961_2.png) [@Fraqrat](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/Fraqrat)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 1:48pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965/20 "2012-07-20T13:48:46Z")
You need to get the same car as Ace Rothstein with the metal plate under the drivers seat. [Next page](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/lets-keelhaul-c-captain-or-not/7965.md?page=2)