# Funniest VHF radio transmission you've ever heard?!

**URL:** <https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/funniest-vhf-radio-transmission-youve-ever-heard/65523>\
**Category:** Scuttlebutt\
**Created:** [March 1, 2023, 5:59pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/funniest-vhf-radio-transmission-youve-ever-heard/65523 "2023-03-01T17:59:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![DD22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@DD22](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/DD22)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 12:28pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/funniest-vhf-radio-transmission-youve-ever-heard/65523/22 "2023-03-07T12:28:59Z")

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Can’t remember the circumstances: " If you can’t hear me…turn up your volume"

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**Author:** ![ombugge](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/ombugge/32/11217_2.png) [@ombugge](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/ombugge)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 12:53pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/funniest-vhf-radio-transmission-youve-ever-heard/65523/23 "2023-03-07T12:53:32Z")

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Used when one doesn’t WANT to hear a message:  
“Sorry, lots of static, can read you”  
Said while rubbing paper together close to the mike.

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**Author:** ![OneEighteen](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.gcaptain.com/oneeighteen/32/819_2.png) [@OneEighteen](https://forum.gcaptain.com/u/OneEighteen)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://forum.gcaptain.com/t/funniest-vhf-radio-transmission-youve-ever-heard/65523/24 "2023-03-07T18:17:54Z")

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Rubbing the mike on your unshaven cheek is handier and more realistic. 🙂

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