Big Men In Little (Life)Boats

Whenever my ship holds an abandon ship drill I can’t focus on the person talking because I’m loooking out in the crowd thinking "How are all these fat A$$es fitting in this boat! If fatassphobia makes you tremble every time the alarm sounds then fear no more, our friends overseas have the solution. A detailed research paper titled: Big persons in lifeboats!

No go eat your fried chicken