Banker shoes

I would like to become the head of J.P. Morgan.

Specifically after a two billion dollar loss I would like to be called before the U.S. Senate where the United States Senators would, on national TV, lick my shoes. But I don’t mean figuratively, I mean I would like them to crawl up to me on their hands and knees and actually lick my shoes. I would like to achieve this position within the next two years but don’t have the brains, budget or time for the usually Ivy league path.

My question is; does anyone know what kind of shoes super-rich bankers wear and where I can get some without paying full price?

K.C.

Thailand…kidding…

Amazing ain’t it. I think the “panel” was looking for secret stock tips. lol.

You could wait by the dumpster behind one of their Park Avenue apartment buildings. They seem like the types who wear a pair once then toss them away. I mean why not they didn’t pay for them right?

[QUOTE=Fraqrat;71990]You could wait by the dumpster behind one of their Park Avenue apartment buildings. They seem like the types who wear a pair once then toss them away. I mean why not they didn’t pay for them right?[/QUOTE]

That’s the kind of outside the box thinking I’m looking for, thanks. Knowing that the shoes came from a dumpster will add to the experience.

K.C.

You could also try something with a little more adventure. I suggest visiting some of the upper class brothels, or high rent escort services there in lower Manhatten. Pretend to be a CEO banker, which might get some interesting story’s in itself. Anyway tell them that on your previous visit, that you had to vacate the building in a big hurry for undisclosed reasons of course, and that you left a pair of such shoes behind. You are now there to claim your shoes. It seems that politicans are always getting caught in something like this, so I am sure a CEO banker would not be far off course.