[QUOTE=c.captain;82186]God forbid someone with such “crust” gains access to mar the perfect photo op! You do not have that KP’er look and I don’t imagine that KP’er smell either! I definitely think that the USMMAAA would intercept you before you even got as far as the gate (hell the stink of that burning dried turd in your mouth would tip them off to your arrival a week in advance!) and then would spirit you off to some hole in the compound to bury you in until the gala festivities were over. Actually, once they have you they might never let you out! God only know what they’d do to me if I am ever captured? That’s why I always go around with a vial of nitro in my pocket. Try to take me and we’ll all go up together! Of course, I once tripped on a curb when stumbling back to my ship after having a couple and I leveled half the waterfront. Luckily it was in some third world shithole of a port so no one noticed!.[/QUOTE]
Sir, I thought you knew, most folks do, are you sure you haven’t heard why I live in The Wilds? No one can stand to be within 1000 yards of me without coming down with heavy duty hiccups. Think about it, should I ever attend this sparkling white event the whole shebang, including the new Admiral, will be hiccuping all over the place. Why, it will be awful, almost as bad as stepping on a ping pong ball. Ghastly !!
[QUOTE=c.captain;82186]Tell me about your brother…is he also a Bear Claw lookalike from Jeremiah Johnson as well? Is he handy with a knife and musket too?.[/QUOTE]
Kindly give Fang some slack - He just got sprung from the hoosegow.
[QUOTE=c.captain;82186]Or is he more of a Ninja assassin type?.[/QUOTE]
No, not quite, he’s very handy with a monkey wrench. Will that do?
[QUOTE=c.captain;82186] Does he work cheap?[/QUOTE]
The best ya can find
for a bottle of wine
[QUOTE=c.captain;82186]btw, what’s that you drinkin out of a Mason Jar son…it’s certainly not ethanol?[/QUOTE]
~ Turkey on ice is nice ~
[QUOTE=c.captain;82186] The Gummint man know about your hooch?.[/QUOTE]
I know naa-sing NAAAA-SING