If I could do it all over I would be an engineer. Then I could lay on the settee in the galley, play video games, watch movies, eat food, drink coffee, and send the deckhand to the basement every couple of hours. If anything broke down there, I’d call the office and then go take a nap. After my nap I’d mosey up to the Pilothouse to tell the Captain he’s a fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to drive my boat, wants to blow up my engines, can’t pump P-tanks worth a shit, and couldn’t navigate his way through the Rabbit Patch without me up there to help.
Then I’d go take another nap.
Then I’d wake up, go lay on the settee in the galley, play video games, watch movies, eat food, drink coffee, and send the deckhand to the basement every couple of hours. If anything broke down there, I’d call the office and then go take a nap. After my nap I’d mosey up to the Pilothouse to tell the Captain he’s a fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to drive my boat, wants to blow up my engines, can’t pump P-tanks worth a shit, and couldn’t navigate his way through the Rabbit Patch without me up there to help.
Then I’d go take another nap.
Then I’d wake up, go lay on the settee in the galley, play video games, watch movies, eat food, drink coffee, and send the deckhand to the basement every couple of hours. If anything broke down there, I’d call the office and then go take a nap. After my nap I’d mosey up to the Pilothouse to tell the Captain he’s a fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to drive my boat, wants to blow up my engines, can’t pump P-tanks worth a shit, and couldn’t navigate his way through the Rabbit Patch without me up there to help.
Then I’d go take another nap.
Then I’d wake up, go lay on the settee in the galley, play video games, watch movies, eat food, drink coffee, and send the deckhand to the basement every couple of hours. If anything broke down there, I’d call the office and then go take a nap. After my nap I’d mosey up to the Pilothouse to tell the Captain he’s a fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to drive my boat, wants to blow up my engines, can’t pump P-tanks worth a shit, and couldn’t navigate his way through the Rabbit Patch without me up there to help.
Then I’d go take another nap.
Then I’d call the Port Engineer and scream at him for being a complete idiot and by the way where is my fucking relief? Then I’d grab one of the Mates and make him go downstairs and paint.
Then I’d wake up, go lay on the settee in the galley, play video games, watch movies, eat food, drink coffee, and send the deckhand to the basement every couple of hours. If anything broke down there, I’d call the office and then go take a nap. After my nap I’d mosey up to the Pilothouse to tell the Captain he’s a fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to drive my boat, wants to blow up my engines, can’t pump P-tanks worth a shit, and couldn’t navigate his way through the Rabbit Patch without me up there to help.
Then I’d go take another nap.