If bosuns ruled the world


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All heads would be marked with the following signage:<br><br><img alt="" src=“http://lh5.ggpht.com/abramsv/SA6rQidoxNI/AAAAAAAAPHI/0OWZH63ypbc/002_WC.jpg?imgmax=512]<br><br>Mates would be required to wear this helmet whenever they are within 500’ of the FRB:<br><br><br><img alt=”" src=“http://lh3.ggpht.com/abramsv/R8-t2nH55yI/AAAAAAAAK6c/bYvFbmFKds0/s1600/post-1172685836.jpg]<br><br>This sign would be posted in the cabins of all riding gang members:<br><br><img alt=”" src=“http://lh6.ggpht.com/abramsv/R8e0NQVx_qI/AAAAAAAAJyg/PwJlFxQQ2OA/s800/s640x480xcvxc.jpg]<br><br>Your daughters would NOT be safe:<br><br><img style=“width: 500px;” alt=”" src=“http://lh3.ggpht.com/abramsv/SA0cQEkZsdI/AAAAAAAAO7c/7Y0gfxe0IzY/warning-2.jpg?imgmax=512]<br><br>All Shipping lanes would have road signs:<br><br><img alt=”" src=“http://lh3.ggpht.com/abramsv/SA6lVCdowfI/AAAAAAAAPA8/Wx2i0WmkvUo/1047vxvb.jpg?imgmax=512]<br><br>Wives would have no say in how YOU spend YOUR money:<br><br><img alt=”" src=“http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/466594485_4674882799.jpg]<br><br>All IMO signage would be replaced with something that could actually save a life:<br><br><img alt=”" src=“http://static.flickr.com/104/280107310_fe885b5d37.jpg]<br><br><br>Remember the camera Capt. A$$hole put in the crew lounge?<br><br><img alt=”" src=“http://static.flickr.com/71/280106460_303230a7d6_o.jpg]<br><br><br>Signs would be posted to remind him to hold regular union meetings:<br><br><img alt=”" src=“http://static.flickr.com/96/280107306_3894179e06.jpg]<br><br>The engine room would be plastered with this yellow gem;<br><br><img alt=”" src=“http://static.flickr.com/109/280106906_bd9f5cc7cc.jpg]<br><br>Computers… who needs them??<br><br><img alt=”" src=“http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1258/1131319472_a623edcfba.jpg]<br><br>After one too many INMARSAT-B calls from the wife, telex would return as the sole source of communication with shore:<br><br><img alt=”" src=“http://farm1.static.flickr.com/114/314431709_7096923917.jpg]<br><br>Free Condoms would be given out to all Piney Point cadets:<br><br><img alt=”" src=“http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1232/1444236970_38b4d105f2.jpg]<br><br>Tired of the launch screwing with the liberty schedule he would buy a Crew Bus:<br><br><br><img alt=”" src=“http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/401662716_19f249a654.jpg]<br><br><br>Licensed officers would be banned from above mentioned crew bus and given this alternative transport:<br><br><img alt=”" src="http://www.curbed.com/2005_11_partybike.jpg]<br><br>Company officials would start thinking twice before visiting the ship:<br><br><img src="http://lh6.google.ca/abramsv/R5FA-EKUqVI/AAAAAAAAEV4/bmxFKA8VH9I/sdfsdf.jpg?imgmax=512]


#2

Many Thanks to Dark Roasted Blend